Men are a universe of contrasts, where romantics and pragmatists, heroes and philosophers, tanks and chips coexist. Each is a separate world with its own laws of gravity, its own language of silence, and its own formula for happiness. From the Volcano Man to the Iceberg Man, from the Alarm Clock Man to the Man of Mad Passion\u2014all are different, unpredictable, and absolutely necessary. This is a poetic remix of a classic poem, only now the male gaze is focused on the male. An ironic, tender, and at times absurd typology of men that makes you smile and recognize familiar traits. Because in every woman's life there is a Cosmic Man, someone she wants to understand and embrace.<\/p>\n
All kinds of men walk the world. Just a few words on this topic. First of all, there are Bear-Men and Wolf-Men, There are Hares and Bobbleheads. Tanks and Splinters. Eagles and Penguins. And thousands of cats. (Here comes a cry from the crowd: "Add some romantics!"). There is a Hero-Men, there is a Sofa-Men, There is a Constipated Man and a Fountain-Men. A Volcano-Men, an Iceberg-Men. A Reactor-Men, a Zuckerberg-Men. There are Taurus-Men and Libra-Men. There are Where-Have-You-Been? Men and Brought Men! There is a Swedish-Men. There is a Polish-Men. There is a Forgotten Man! and a Trifle-Men. Two worlds, two poles: A Cognac-Men and a Let-Me-Escort-You-Home Boy? A mysterious Biker-Pirate Guy and a You-Were-Up-Mid-Night-Again Man? There is a Romance-Men. There's the Haiku Man. And the finale to it all \u2013 the Bye-Bye Man. No two men on the planet are alike. We've learned a thing or two about this. The Marshmallow Man is soft and pliable. The Fakir Man is philosophically silent. The Tornado Man is always unpredictable. And at eighty, the Celentano Man looks younger. The Macho Man has a simple plan. And the Problem Man, as usual, has a dilemma. The pendulum Man constantly swings. And the Loser Man has his trump cards. The Athletic Man has a tremendous willpower. The Shy Man has an open soul. The Oak Man has a beautiful beard. The Dresser Man has a reliable back. The Hawking Man is strong with his intellect. The Startup Man is strong with his wallet. The Muscles of Steel \u2013 the Muscle Man. The Handyman Man has golden hands. The Mechanic Man is busy in the garage. But the Philosopher Man finds the sweetness of peace. Men behave differently. We've seen enough of them. At dawn, the Alarm Clock Man will wake us, And at night \u2013 the Mad Passion Man. The Reliable Armored Car Man will protect us from the cold, wind, and adversity. The Waltz Man will whirl us dizzily. The Realism Man will bring us back to earth. The Byron Man will whisper romance. The Perforation Man will run through our nerves. The Flight Man will embrace us weightlessly. Suddenly, the Mirage Man will disappear forever. There's the Torch Man, ablaze with an idea. The Eraser Man stubbornly erases boundaries. There's the Jeans Man, for some reason torn. And for some reason, did the Forgive Me Man offend us? What does the Forgive Me Man want? Where have all the Ideal Men gone? How long will the alluring, daring glances of men provoke us to madness? Stuck, as if in a wilderness, in endless words, We praise all men \u2013 funny and carefree! Let us say on behalf of all women: You are everything we need until winter! Namely: dad, beloved, comrade, support, protection, dream, our Everest, a lighthouse in the ocean and a compass in the fog, barbecue in nature, flowers on the sofa, problem solving and flight in the clouds, reliability in business and tenderness in hands. Our grandmothers and daughters will tell you: Winter and summer, you are in our hearts \u2013 period. Namely: it's great, albeit risky, to understand the incomprehensible Man-ocean, to melt the cold Man-Antarctica and win the Man-main-prize-jackpot, to put the Man-warmth next to you, to put all your feelings into the Man-destiny, and the highest happiness is to wake up in the morning caring for the Man-my beloved. Both a maiden and a mother dream of this. Well, it's time to finish thinking. Let me congratulate you once again on spring: let goodness and love into your heart! We wish you joy, that you encounter only the beautiful in life. True warmth, like the light of a star, may everything you have planned come true! And in your life, every day, every moment, believe and remember: we are with you! 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