True friendship is tested not only by adversity, but also by the ability to laugh together at the most ridiculous situations. This collection contains stories of our wildest pranks and shared failures that have become company legends. There's no pathos here, only genuine humor and memories of how we found adventures out of the blue. These lines are dedicated to those with whom you can remain silent, laugh until you ache, and make life's most foolish mistakes. We hope these poems will remind you of your own true friends and lift your spirits.
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Night foraging trip
We went out at midnight for food, Forgetting about sleep and peace. We found only chips and kefir, But that was our whole world. But in the entryway, on the wall, We drew by the moon. And even though our evil neighbor kicked us out, There is nothing more important in the world than friendship.
We were driving to the sea, staring at the screen, But our navigator was a complete lie. We took the wrong turn, away from the asphalt and lights, We wandered into the dense forests alone. The car got stuck in deep mud, All around only swamps and wolves in the distance. We had to push it for ten hours, Among mosquitoes and forests without foundations. But we laughed when we got on the road, We will never forget such an adventure. The map may be wrong, but at least we are together, And in this madness we live together.
The morning after the holiday
There's chaos in the kitchen, piles of plates, Someone among us was very brave yesterday. Sleeping under the table, hugging the cat, That was our vanity. We'll remember later who broke the stool, Who ordered us a huge dinner. Friendship grows stronger when there's chaos, Because without friends we can't live.
Sports career
We decided to go running, bought sneakers, put on leggings like the pros. But our strength ran out after the first hundred kilometers, and we became as sluggish as old sheep. We sat down on a bench, took out some candy, forgot about sports and all the diets. But we discussed all our enemies, and ate more than a dozen pies. Now we're athletes only in our thoughts, but in our mood - better than others. Although our muscles haven't turned to steel yet, our friendship is strong and firm.
A failed culinary masterpiece
We decided to use a recipe from the internet, and create a birthday cake ourselves. Flour on the ceiling and sugar in our eyes, but we celebrated with wild tears. The end result was a lump that knives couldn't cut, but we ate it all ourselves, even if you couldn't breathe. After all, the most important thing is the time we spent together, and that we didn't go crazy together.
Random photo
You took a selfie while I was yawning, And the picture ended up online. Now everyone's laughing, they've sent you a hundred times, That's how "successful" our story was. I'll post a photo of you in response, Where you're in a ridiculous outfit, like everyone else. We wage button wars until the morning, That's how we are, friends, kids. Let's be a little ashamed of the pictures online, We won't find such idiots. We are together in shame, we are together in humor, And we keep this joke under the window.
Fishing in an aquarium
We went to the river, grabbed our fishing rods, But of course, we didn't catch any fish. But we fed the mosquitoes to the full, And drank a liter of cold sleep. But the conversations flowed until the morning, That was our game here. It doesn't matter that my bucket is empty, Because our wonderful family is nearby.
Going to karaoke
We took the stage, determined to conquer, And instantly surprise the audience with our singing. But our voices broke, sounded out of tune, And each of us seemed unhappy. But we screamed, knowing no shame, That's our turn. Our neighbors in the audience covered their ears, But we decided that we were great. Even if we have no ear for music, we have soul, And our life together is always good. We will continue to make such a loud noise, So that later there will be something to commemorate in poetry.
Broken vacuum cleaner
We fixed it, took it apart down to the last screw, Now it's a heap, and there's emptiness in our hearts. But we figured out how the engine works, And started an eternal, empty conversation. Now the broom is our best and most faithful servant, But the memory of it is like shores. We'll break anything they give us, But our nerves are not here, but here.
Bicycle ride
We decided to ride a hundred miles, Our path was thorny, like in a movie starring. The chain flew off, the tire punctured, We walked, as if everything were absurd. But we got a tan, as if on the beach, And were dirty, smeared with soot. We will remember this when we are old, How together we pedaled into worlds. We may not have reached the end, the road was long, But each one became like a faithful friend to us. The bicycle is abandoned in the bushes by the road, But our legs did not tire from friendship.
Accidental purchase
We bought something we don't need at all, But it's worth the money—you could drink it out of the window. What good is a guitar if it has no strings? And who among us is the main player? We look at this, laughing our heads off, Clearly some idiot has possessed us. But there's something to remember when we sit here, And we'll keep this "masterpiece" in the closet.
Cinema in the rain
We were on our way to a movie, but the sky broke, A downpour engulfed us, and we were quite wet. We jumped in puddles like kids in kindergarten, Forgetting about the movie and all the nonsense. Soaked to the skin, we went into a restaurant, Ordered a hot, big ocean. We warmed ourselves with tea, laughing at ourselves, That's what our day off turned out to be. We may have missed the movie, but at least there was action, That's what we had together. We were soaked through with water and warmth, And we keep our friendship alive in this rain.
Cleaning the garage
We went into the garage to tidy up, But we found treasures there that we couldn't carry. Old skis and a moped helmet, That's how our life turned out. In the end, the mess became ten times worse, But we found our old story. Friends are those who will help you bury yourself, In the junk, where you can forget forever.
Playing board games
We sat down to play, studying the rules, But we argued loudly, as if shouting. Who goes first, and who breaks, And who slightly distorts these rules. The chips flew, the board turned over, And suddenly luck smiled on us all. We threw down the cards, went to drink tea, Shouting to each other: "Come on, don't be sad!" We may not have finished the game, but it was fun, Our souls sang again, resurrected. Such moments are like treasure for two, For the wildest and most faithful of our kind.
Meeting after years
We met again, many years later, and recalled that ridiculous dinner. We laughed until we cried, recalling how life had led us down different paths. But our friendship remained, like granite, preserving the same madness in our hearts. We may have matured, but our souls are a mess, and that's wonderful, because that's our sign.