Marvel fans hoping to see the film's first official trailer «Avengers: Doomsday» (except for winter teasers with the Muppet Babies »"), on Tuesday we received hot coffee at our disposal... in the most literal sense of the word.
The Russo brothers' supposed announcement on Tuesday turned out to be nothing more than an event featuring Doctor Doom-themed coffee bags during their SXSW keynote in London. That's it; in the UK, it's just MCU-themed coffee bags.
Fans hoping to see a new trailer for the big return The Avengers In December, we instead received an announcement of a Victor von Doom coffee brand. Why would anyone want Doctor Doom's coffee? Why does Doctor Doom even brew coffee? Doesn't supervillainy bring in enough money for this evil masked villain? Does the Marvel Cinematic Universe's newest villain need a side job?
Well, considering some Marvel movies have been underperforming at the box office lately, maybe a second feature isn't a bad idea. No, no, but seriously. The introduction of the chair, and now this? Marvel fans, expect more from these hints. Don't let these suit-wearing idiots give you false hope for tiny fragments of nothing. Expect more for your time!
If you accept this crap on a plate and ask for more, you'll get more crap. Throw bags of coffee bags at Marvel, and may this whole machine treat you better... or, my God, at least make better movies.
Isn't the movie trailer coming out this week? «Avengers: Doomsday» ?
Probably not. Maybe Disney will add it in «Toy Story 5» in a couple of weeks... or maybe they'll introduce Doctor Doom dish soap instead.
This article originally appeared on For The Win: Marvel fans hoping for an Avengers: Doomsday trailer received bags of coffee instead.